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Monday, July 25, 2011

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Sunday Fun Funny Bone Tickler!

Sunday Funny comes courtesy of @spottyhorsez site. This piece seemed just right for out rural paper. Hope you’ll enjoy it too. Let us know- Give it a thumbs up, or a thumbs down, Add a joke of your own in the comments! This is your news! Participate!

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A farmer in his pickup drove to a neighbours' house, and knocked at the door. A boy about 9 opened it.
"Is your Dad home?"
"No sir, he went to town."
"Is your Mother home?"
"No sir, she went to town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he home?"
"No sir. He went with Mom and Dad."
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to another, and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message," the boy said.
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."
The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad. I know he charges 500 for the bull and 50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
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