Omemee Pigeon eFlyer: Humour

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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Humour : You Know You're in PTBO When ....

Jim Truswell, Omemee Pigeon eFlyer Wine columnist,has a wit that can be as refreshing as a Dry Reisling on a hot summer Day. If you follow Jim on Twitter,you may have enjoyed his humorous Accuweather Forecasts in the morning. Jim is now treating readers to a new series : You Know when You're in PTBO when..

Check out @JimTruswell on Twitter for humour that could even make a sour lemon smile!

Friday, March 9, 2012

Omemee Mum Births Quads!

Quads Birthed in Omemee Home!

Four new residents increased the population of Omemee in the wee hours of Thursday, March 8th during a home delivery that was at times touch and go. While the mother and babies are all doing well, there were some tense moments as the third baby got caught in the birth canal and needed to be manually extricated.
To protect the privacy of the mother and babies their location is not being disclosed at this time. Omemee Pigeon eFlyer congratulates Beana and her family on the birth of her new additions- four adorable Shih Tzu puppies!

Friday, December 9, 2011

Michael Marinier Regrets - Your Mushrooms Will Be Delayed!

Michael Marinier Scores More Free Publicity For Mushroom Business!

Michael Marinier scored more free publicity for his magic mushroom enterprise courtesy City of Kawartha Lakes Police Services and local papers. December 8th, 2011 City of Kawartha Lakes Police Service intercepted a package being transported via a courier company. Investigations revealed that the package contained four pounds of marijuana with a street value of $18,000.

Police continued the investigation, and on December 9th, 2011 executed a search warrant on a Queen Street residence, where 42 year old City of Kawartha Lakes resident, Michael Marinier was arrested for Possession of a Controlled Substance for the Purposes of Trafficking. As a result of the search of residence, 28 grams of Psilocybin aka Magic Mushrooms, with a street value of $300 was also seized. Mr. Marinier was charged with Possession for the Purposes of Tracking and Possession of a Controlled Substance. He was remanded into custody pending a bail hearing to be held on December 12th, 2011.
This is not the first opportunity Michael has enjoyed the hospitality of the City of Kawartha Police, and room service at a 'crowbar hotel'. Just this spring Lindsay Post and Kawartha Lakes This Week awarded Mr.Marinier free advertising on their sites,and the latter even threw in a free full colour photo of his inventory. Mr.Marinier will be residing at the crow bar hotel over the weekend.until his bail hearing on Monday. Meanwhile his usual clients may need to make other arrangements.

Sources: My Kawartha One Arrested in Queen Street Bust.. Lindsay Post policebriefs

Monday, July 25, 2011

Did you hear the one about…

Sunday Fun Funny Bone Tickler!

Sunday Funny comes courtesy of @spottyhorsez site. This piece seemed just right for out rural paper. Hope you’ll enjoy it too. Let us know- Give it a thumbs up, or a thumbs down, Add a joke of your own in the comments! This is your news! Participate!

Refreshing!

Bridge Tourney Mondays Omemee Legion

Royal Canadian Legion Branch 497 - Omemee Welcomes Bridge Players

Bridge players gather at the Omemee Legion, 46 King Street West each Monday afternoon at 1.p.m. Whether you’re and old hand at Bridge, or just a newbie, you’re welcome to join in the fun playing Bridge by the bridge!